Steak and Blowjob Day was created in the United States as a male response to Valentine's Day and celebrated a month later, on March 14. On the day, women are purportedly supposed to cook a filet steak for and perform fellatio on a man in response to cards, chocolate, flowers, and other gifts given by men on Valentine's Day. And seriously, what better than a woman who gives blowjobs and cooks! But there's more... I love getting a nice cut of steak, seasoning it thoroughly, and pan-frying it to perfection. Don't forget to let it rest! This gives us time for the blowjob part of the meal. I move my hands up and down as my mouth follows closely, sucking and swirling my tongue. I go deep for a while, which I love, and then pull up to give the kind of shallow, teasing sensations that leave you wanting more. When you get more, it feels like almost too much, pushing you ever so close to the edge. Just let yourself come, before turning her eye to the steak. Let's eat!